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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.

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• (562): View more from California

  How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Naked Twister starts at high noon

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  "Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

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