Yo dont text me then not text me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.