Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration