You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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