On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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