I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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