Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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