honey bunches of taint.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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