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(805): View more from California

So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(702): View more from Nevada

I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.

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(707): View more from California

someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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(406): View more from Montana

I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.

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Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

(440): View more from Ohio

anything for my little brother.

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(+49): View more from Germany

Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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(816): View more from Missouri

the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight

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(727): View more from Florida

She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.

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