there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.