at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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