I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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