so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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