I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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