TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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