This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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