butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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