Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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