i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
now i know why i became what i already was.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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