i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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