Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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