Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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