oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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