took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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