It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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