It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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