never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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