butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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