I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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