If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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