Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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