Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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