maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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