Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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