if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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