I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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