Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Found the puke drawer
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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