For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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