Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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