After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
