I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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