found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
