Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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