you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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