i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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