Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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