so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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