Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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