Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
