This dress was meant to end up on your floor
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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