That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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