We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
this is an emotional support booty call
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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