Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
