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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  the new term for farting is butt boxing.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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• (925): View more from California

  You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.

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  Not including when spray tanning

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad

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