Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.