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• (631): View more from New York

  I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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• (239): View more from Florida

  they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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  Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs

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• (657): View more from California

  Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.

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