508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.