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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'

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(410): i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary' http://tfl.nu/vbb1

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(310): View more from California

we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again

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(310): we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again http://tfl.nu/lt5n

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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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(940): I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl (1-940): you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent. http://tfl.nu/wzvk

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(216): View more from Ohio

She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.

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(216): She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass. http://tfl.nu/vn76

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.

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(732): That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on. http://tfl.nu/n5bj

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(618): View more from Illinois

This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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(618): This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape. http://tfl.nu/eyxg

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(760): View more from California

It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.

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(760): It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major. http://tfl.nu/zd3s

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(516): View more from New York

He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this

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(516): He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this http://tfl.nu/b4ty

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(226): View more from Ontario

Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?

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Don't answer that. It is bad.

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(226): Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice? (226): Don't answer that. It is bad. http://tfl.nu/e65p

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted

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(540): I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted http://tfl.nu/dbr2

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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.

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(760): I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything. http://tfl.nu/7wj6

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.

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(410): Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes. http://tfl.nu/1wpu

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(503): View more from Oregon

if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.

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oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in

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(503): if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store. (1-503): oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in http://tfl.nu/nfm9

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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.

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(406): My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college. http://tfl.nu/7goj

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.

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(+44): Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high. http://tfl.nu/gz43

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