you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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