I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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