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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.

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• (718): View more from New York

  you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up

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• (425): View more from Washington

  In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too

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