Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.