I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?